Cold Jokes from KFC

This is the small jokes on KFC flyer. Just for spreading the small laughs.

1. STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS

2. A "jiffy" is actually 1/100th of a second.

3. What did the digital watch say to his mom?
"Look, mom, no hands."

4. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea. (No eye deer.)

5. What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea.

6. When all else fails, make a funny face.

7. Ants do not sleep.

... Zetsubou-shita...