Monday, November 24, 2008

Translation...

Got this from Snow's blog... Translate it...

"分隔两地的需要定情信物做定心丸…
关系稳定的用未来做人生目标…
已经共结连理的用承诺互相安抚…
奉子成婚的需要孩子做关系的桥梁…
不是真心的需要证书做婚姻保障…
以上一切都不适宜用在我身上…
所以…
像我这些在背后默默喜欢的,
最俱价值的应该就是那颗默默被俘虏的心…
这个,怎么给?! ”
摘自梁舜惠(又称彪嫂)《诺齐呀手机简讯》之一

Translation to:
Being apart to be in long distance relationship needs something to keep us awake with boths' presences...
For already being together, by using our future as a target to keep us together...
Married and lived together, by using our words to keep us close...
Get married because of a child, by using the child to be our bridge of communication...
Being together not because we dying to, by using a certificate of marriage to keep us united together...
But above statement wasn't suitable for me and you...
So,
For someone like me, just wanted to be with you without you knowing, loving you without you realising, caring you without your wondering...
I think, the most precious thing for me is the heart that secretly attached to you...
How could I give it away...???



Wow...

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Tagged la, don't ask la...

T.T ... Don't ask, just view, or I tell you, I don't know what to answer...


Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italise the statements you wish it’d were true.
Leave the fibs alone.
Then, stab-tag 5 people to do the same test.


I am 170 CM tall.
(Me : If I could...)


I don’t know what I want at the moment.
(Me : Hahaha... I think so... By the way, it's at which moment???)


I’m not happy.
(Me : When I'm hungry...)


I hate my friends.
(Me : If I really hate my friends, then no one on Earth is my friends lo... Except others from other planet...)


I hate my life.
(Me : Then I might be suicide for long lo...)


I hate my grades.
(Me : If I get 4.0 for CGPA, I won't...)


He drives.
(Me : He is refering to who??? My dad??? or next time you can specify for me...)


I’m bored of driving.
(Me : You mean, driving my leg??? Yes, when it comes to be at under the sun...)


I have a white handbag.
(Me : I'll have one if you get it for me... But, no thanks...)


I love dancing.
(Me : Got meh???)


I go clubbing every week.
(Me : Too much money to spend ah??? I don't go clubbing either...)


I have a tattoo of a star. (or any nice tattoos :D)
(Me : My mom will kill me...)


I got my navel pierced.
(Me : Tell me when you get one...)


I have friends that take drugs.
(Me : Medicine is counted as drugs lo, you know...)


90% of my friends smoke.
(Me : Then I'll not be that close with them...)


I'm studying fashion.
(Me : Nope, I'm studying design...)


I have a business running.
(Me : IF I have the money...)


I hate cartoons.
(Me : I'm an otaku...)


I hate someone.
(Me : ... Don't want to tell you...)


I have 10 Guess handbags.
(Me : If I have the money to spend...)


I buy CLEO every month.
(Me : Depends on what it's about lo...)


My parents don’t know about my blog.
(Me : Yup, they think I'm just viewing my friends blog...)


I have an iPod.
(Me : Expensive leh, iPod information got la, seeing the price I don't dare to buy one...)


I don’t have faith in the “current one”.
(Me : Current subject??? Ya, quite unsatisfied with Social Psychology... I don't feel like 100% understand what's the relationship in emphaty and emphaty-altruism...)


My school mates know about my blog.
(Me : Ya, one already makes me headache...)


I wanted to be a fashion designer.
(Me : Yup!!! I wish...)

I love rock emo bands.
(Me : What is rock emo???)


I hate it when people cancel last minute meet ups.
(Me : OK la, if it's some emergencies...)


I’m a rebel.
(Me : What's a rebel???)


I don’t believe in love.
(Me : Then that means I don't believe my parents love me lo...??? Of course not la...)


High school’s filled with drama.
(Me : Quite, as we knew each of us long time ago... Now, my life also filled with dramas...)


My parents have faith in me.
(Me : Yup, as I lazy to ask from my parents so most of them they let me go shopping alone d...

I have bought shoes this month.
(Me : Lazy go shopping... recently no money la...)

A blogger b****ed about me before.
(Me : What is "b****ed"???)

I hate sports.
(Me : Under the sun??? Ya...)

I heart Italian food.
(Me : I don't heart, I just enjoy la...)

I hate meeting new people.
(Me : OK la, not hate, just not good in thinking what to talk about...)

I hate nail polish.
(Me : Polishing by myself??? Ya, always get frustrated caused quite long time to make it dry...)

The mother bear gives me hug.
(Me : OMG, a mother bear wants to give me hug??? I'm not a bear kid... T.T)

People should start appreciating me.
(Me : Hello, wasn't during moral class when we're at primary school teached us that we need to appreciated others' help???)

High school was the worst time of my life.
(Me : OK la, quite enjoy my high school life...)

I have red hair.
(Me : Nope, I'm no Europian blood in me...)

One Utama is my second home.
(Me : My fifth home la, cause my housing area have Jusco and Carefour (I think...) also...)

I’m a guy.
(Me : One of our new blogger is a guy, others are girls, trying to get more guys lo...)

I’m scared of my Biology exam.
(Me : After joined Foundation in Arts, I never face this problem anymore...)

I hate vacations.
(Me : I die love going vacations...)

We’ll last.
(Me : ??? You mean friendship??? Of course...)

I believe in long distance relationships.
(Me : From my room till my house door step already far for me lo... Kidding la, dunno, you should ask the person whose having long distance relationships la...)

I’m going to get high and smoke weeds one day soon.
(Me : ... I rather suicide than try get high and smoke weeds...)

I’ve robbed an old lady.
(Me : ...My mom lo... Hahaha~~~ No la, of course, just ask la, if Ireally need money, if I haven't get my salary...)

I am starting to like applying make-up.
(Me : Got pimples, can't apply...)

I was a tomboy.
(Me : I'm like a brother once... more than a sister...)

At times I still I’m a tomboy.
(Me : For my mom, she still feels like she had three sons than two sons and a daughter...)

I still have a best friend.
(Me : Tambah satu, dan satu, dan satu, dan....)

I have a cat.
(Me : ... Doll...)

I hate surprise parties.
(Me : Will make my clothes dirty??? Ya, without that condition then it's a "Yes" for me... I like surprise parties...)

I hate planning parties.
(Me : Nope...)

I’m hot.
(Me : Of course, 37 Celcius lo... Even ice can melt...)

I’m a sinner.
(Me : Ya...)

I’ve got a DS/DS light.
(Me : What's that???)

I have W-iiI can live without music.
(Me : Whats a W-iiT?)

Video games are a waste of time.
(Me : But I can't live without them... T.T)

I miss the father bear.
(Me : I miss Coco too... T.T )

I love being in love.
(Me : You want love being hate ah???)

I know how to cook.
(Me : Then send my family to hospital...)

I have 100% freedom!
(Me : I preferred 50%...)

Boys are ********. (Leave it to your intepretation) (HAHAHAHA!!!)
(Me : ...)

I hate math.
(Me : When I can't figure the answer...)

I love horror films.
(Me : Any example???)

I’m happy with what I have.
(Me : Yup!!!)

I slept in my parents’ room for 3 days after watching Scream when I was a kid.
(Me : Never heard of it...)

My old friends keep in touch with me.
(Me : If I called them first...)

I don’t read newspapers.
(Me : I just watch Nanyang online...)

The news is such a waste of time.
(Me : With specific news...)

Blogging is a waste of time.
(Me : ...Please get lost from my blog now...)

I hate animals.
(Me : Then what for I have two tortoises in my house???)

I can’t live without make-up.
(Me : Clothing is a kind of make-up also... Are you going to tell me that you're without clothes??? Then please get lost from my blog too...)

I curse like a pirate.
(Me : Curse like a parrot lo...)

I’m happy with my 11-year old car.
(Me : I wish I have one...)

I hate people that are smart.
(Me : Especially that type smart in cursing... others OK lo... didn't hate...)

I love Apple juice.
(Me : I like apples, oranges, plum, coca-cola, and etc.)

I can’t drink for nuts.
(Me : Then I'll die of thirst...)

I’ve got a new phone.
(Me : Last year lo...)

I’m going to get a new pair of shoes by the end of this month.
(Me : Got it at September lo...)

I love swimming.
(Me : Can't la, I'm an egg lo...)

I haven’t work out since March.
(Me : Work out what leh???)

I think I’m fat.
(Me : Never mind, S size can't wear still got M size and L size...)

I love my friends and family.
(Me : Of course!!!)

tag victims- Anyone... Hehe ~~~

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Tagged lo...

... Nothing to say...

1)What's your ambition?
Be the world's most unique person ever, actually o, all of us is unique, I just wanted to quote it out la...

2)Who is more important to you?Friends or Boy/Girlfriend?
Friends!!! Of course!!!

3)How often do you think of committing suicide?
Never eh...

4)Do you think u have enough confidence?
Enough confidence in??? Study o??? Game o??? I don't think that deep la... As long as I can lived la...

5)How many babies you want?
Ask me after I get married...

6)Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
It's just in front of my house only eh, please la, of course la...

7)What is your goal for this year?
A lot eh...

8)Do you believe in eternity love?
Secret...

9)What's a perfect girl/boyfriend like to you?
Secret...

10)What feeling do you love the most?
Being myself...

11)Domokun or Doraemon?
... Aka-san...

12)Is there anything u want to tell the people u hate?
... (Speechless sometimes more efficient and more effective than words lo...)

13)Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
Secret...

14)What "does" flying mean to you?
Secret...

15)Are you living happily now?
Of course...

16)Who's your crush?
Secret... But please, I'm not a lesbian...

17)Describe the person who tagged you in 5 words.
... (Tell by speechless...)...

18)What's the meaning of life to you?
The most wonderful thing in the world, agreed with Svenni, Fishie...

19)What will u become in another 10 years to come?
I'll become... someone older than 10 years time lo...

20)Do you believe in true friend?
100% of course...

I TAG...
Any people from Earth and this Solar System...

Tada...

Tagged... Loooooooo...

I think my life mission is to solve Tagged questions lo...
T.T Save me la...

How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.

Loves;
-Your name-
P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___,
-The name of the person that tagged you-.

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - your dwarf bit me
April - I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - you put cuffs on me
July - I threw up
August - I saw the shrunken head
September - we skinny dipped
October - I quoted Santa
November - your dog ran amok
December - I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
Football - Silly duck
Shopping - French kisser
Dulging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself

Well, this is my answer...

Dear Anyone:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you.I think I realized it when I quoted Santa with George Bush and his wife and I saw you carve your initials into the crazy monk. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked to hate the Boston Celtics.Greetings to your freaky family.

Loves;
-Fune-
P/S: You are so lifeless, Burn yourself,
-Anyone-.

... Walau...

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Tagged... T.T

Who created Tagged??? Can I ask him/her/they or any who not to Tagged anymore... T.T
Die cause doing Tagged... Tomorrow's big news...


RULE #1
People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.


RULE #2
Tag 6 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse.These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by continue this game by sending it to other people.


1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be? take revenge?
Pack his/her things and give back to him/her, and never wanted to see him/her again...


2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
Can I have three wishes??? (ask the genuie lo...)


3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
No one...


4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Give it to my parents, ask them to finish all the bills, payments, anything la, then divided it lo...
Or don't wanted to divide then we planned to go vacation lo...


5. Will you u fall in love with your best friend?
...I'm not a lesbian, my friends most of them are girls lo...
But I think quite hard and impossible lo...


6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Both la, of course...


7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
Secret...


8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Secret...

9. If you like to act with someone, who will it be? your gf/bf or an actress/actor?
Anyone also can...

10. Will you invite Ex bf/gf to your wedding dinner?
I'll tell you when I get married...

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time.?
I'm someone older than 10 years time from now...

12. What's your fear?
Dunno, I'll tell you when I figured it out...

13. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
Open my eyes lo...

14. Would you give all in a relationship?
Secret...

15. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
This kind of situation won't happen...

16. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
Never remember...

17.Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
Secret...

18. If your girlfriend/boyfriend told u that she/he is actually a prince/princess,...
Do you need panadol? I think I have some in my bag...
Eh, please la, no matter who you are, you're still the person I love la, don't think too much...

I want to tag:
Anyone from the Earth or this Solar System...

Monday, November 17, 2008

Tagged From Svenni, Fishie again... T.T

I die lo, keep on being tagged, T.T
Can anyone help me???

1. Do you think you're hot?
Of course la, 37 celcius leh, ice also melt lo...
I'm not frozen mummy leh...

2. Upload your favourite picture of you!

3. Why do you like that picture?
Somewhere i like it la...

4. When was the last time you ate pizza?
I'll tell you after I figured it out...

5. The last song you listen to?
Good question!!! I'll tell you when I knew about it...

6. What are you doing right now beside this?
Thinking where're we going to spend our holidays...

7. What name would you prefer beside yours?
Anything la, just don't some wierd wierd name...
By the way, if any dead body's around me cause calling wierd nickname, you'll know what name you shouldn't call...

5 peoples to tag:
Anyone from this planet la, not from also no problem, as long as you tagged me la...

8.) Who is number one?
Tell you when I knew who tagged...

9.) Number three is having a relationship with?
Good question!!! I'm not going to tell you too, even I know, secret la, how can I spread the news...

10.) Say something about number five?
Ask the person who tagged me...

11.) How about number four?
A person who tagged me lo...

12.) Who is number two?
A person...


The End... Gua...

Sunday, November 16, 2008

New Recruits!!!

New blood needed!!!

Thinking of writing blogs but don't know how to open a blog?
Wanted to express yourself in blogging?
Wanted to show your talent to everyone?

Well, you've got the chance now!!!

New recruits are diely needed!!!

Just leave your name and e-mail, and leave the rest to us!!!
Your talents will shine!!!

Hurry up, before it's too late!!!

Tagged from Svenni, Fishie

Sorry, accident la, late to tagged again.
Below are tagged, quite idiot...

1. What is the relationship of you and her/him?
You're refering to who? Svenni? Su Hsiang? Chooi Yin? Serena? Wei Yen?... (accident la...)

2. Your 5 impressions towards her/him?
Huh? Who again? But most of us impressions are: 1. Fun 2. Loving 3. Caring 4. Likes to watch anime and manga 5. Food lovers

3. The most memorable things she/he had done for you.
Who leh??? If Su Hsiang, Svenni, Serena, and others (too much need to type, give me rest la...), they gave me the best birthday ever...

4. The most memorable things she/he have said to you.
You're my friend ma, ok wan... (Su Hsiang), You're my gandma ma (seriously, not really her biological grandma, please...), no problem d la... (Svenni), etc... (sorry, guys...)

5. If she/he become your lover, you will...
Suicide... Hey, I'm not a lesbian please... for girls friends la...
For guys, I'll suicide again, no thanks please...

6. If she/he become your enemy, you will...
Won't be la, I'm so 大头虾...
7. If she/he become your lover, she/he has to improve on...
No need, cause I already suicide... I'm not a lesbian... T.T for girls la...
For guys, I die already, cause by suicide, I don't want, no need... also, I think la... Whatever la...

8. If she/he become your enemy, the reason is...
Too 大头虾...

9. The most desirable thing to do on her/him is?
Go shopping, go vacation, go clubbing (when they reached 21 years-old la...), go part time job together, go ... etc la...

10. The overall impression of her/him is...
I love them... not in the lesbian style, in friends style...

11. How do you think the people around you feel about you?
大头虾 gua...

12. The character of you for yourself is?
Too hyperactive kiddo, like the Suzumiya Haruhi in Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu...

13. What do you hate about yourself?
Too hyperactiveness, gua... Dunno...

14. The most ideal person you want to be is?
Hotchner in Criminal Minds, Doctor Reid in Criminal Minds, and etc la...

15.) For the people who care about you and like you, say something to them.

I love you guys!!! I'm not a lesbian la, don't think like that...

Ten people to tag:

Anyone from this planet, not from this planet also no problem...

Who is no. 2 having a relationship with?

No idea. Dunno who also...

No. 3 a male or a female?

Male or Female, either one lo, bisexual also can...

If no. 7 and no. 10 were together, would it be a good thing?

What if both of them are guys? Whow, gay la...

How about no. 5 and 8?

Gay la, if 2 guys...

What is no. 1 studying about?

Ask the person who answers ny tagged...

Is no. 4 single?

Ask me when I know who will be no.4...

Tada... Game over...

Sunday, November 9, 2008

来个心理测验吧!!!

如果生活让你感到有点疲倦或者充满压力,你最好暂时离开一下这里。去旅行,去呼吸不一样的空气。于是,你买了去英国的机票,深呼吸一口气,再回答以下的问题:

1. 你最想去的地方是:
A. 古堡
B. 森林
C. 湖泊
D. 度假村




解答:这是你现阶段的心情状态
A. 选择古堡的人,现在的人生缺乏成就感,很期待自己成功。
B. 自觉生活环境过分吵杂,想过独立自主的生活。
C. 有忧郁特质,认为现有问题无力解决。
D. 工作或学业压力很大,只想疯狂一下。

2. 到了伦敦后,爱好文化的你步入大英博物馆的殿堂,你发现英国人把百年来从世界各地偷来的东西真理的不错。若你只能看其中一种典藏,你会选哪一项?
A. 中国被窃的敦煌物
B. 埃及木乃伊
C. 希腊神殿




解答:表示你所需要的情人
A. 正经八百的稳重型
B. 活泼可爱,逗你笑的怪家伙
C. 有文化气质的浪漫派

3. 肚子饿了,你买了一个汉堡,找到一棵苹果树并坐在树下吃午餐。忽然有一条毛虫掉下来,就在你身旁十公分处,你会:
A. 踩死它
B. 用树叶把它弄远
C. 不理它




解答:你对待麻烦和处理麻烦的方式
A. 马上发泄
B. 借力使力解决问题,但有时候会过分压抑
C. 神经比水管还要粗

4. 你又走到伦敦最著名的海德公园。海德公园里自古有个传说,就是凡对英国政治有意见的人,都可以站在箱上演讲。你听到有人慷慨激昂地陈词,他讲的每个字你都听得懂,因为他讲的是中文!中国人跑到英国演讲干嘛?你会:
A. 逃走,觉得他是个疯子,他好丢脸
B. 围在他身边,听下去



解答:你容易适应新改变和新环境吗?
A. 对新环境有排拒感,容易固步自封。
B. 很容易融入新的环境,乐在其中。

5. 四处闲逛,发现河的对岸有一个很漂亮的私人花园,门没关,但通往花园的小路上有[Private Road]的招牌,你会有一种想进去看一看的冲动吗?
A. 会
B. 不会



解答:你容易成为别人感情的第三者吗?
A. 会
B. 不会

6. 伦敦最热闹的购物街上,你想为情人买件毛衣,你想为他买哪种颜色?
A. 红
B. 白
C. 蓝
D. 紫



解答:你对情人的最大要求是:
A. 热情
B. 纯洁
C. 责任感
D. 性幻想

7. 逛街累了,你在街角找到一条长椅,你会选哪一个位置?
A. 左边
B. 中间
C. 右边



解答:你恋爱的困难
A. 不太爱表现,不够积极,人家很难了解你的心意
B. 任性,一却以自我为中心
C. 随遇而安,有时太没个性或自信

8. 绿灯亮了,你走过马路,在斑马线中间遇到一个很熟悉的人正从对面走来,你会:
A. 跟着走到他的方向寒暄
B. 把他带到自己的方向聊天
C. 简单打招呼后分手



解答:代表面临分手的态度
A. 低姿态,苦苦想求以挽回
B. 若是情人主动提出分手,你强迫对方说出不爱自己的理由,但无论如何不肯接受。因为在你的观念里,只有你可以甩人,没有别人可以甩你。
C. 不爱我就算了,天涯何处无芳草

9. 如果他曾经是你暗恋的对象,你会要求他留下联系方式吗?
A. 会
B.不会



解答:代表与旧情人复合的态度
A. 属于藕断丝连的类型,很容易跟旧情人死灰复燃
B. 绝情到底,一分手就最好死不相见

挺有趣的,试试吧~~~
摘自《飞越青春》周刊

云。。。

最近,我超~~~爱拍云的照片,有几张有点意思,希望您们会喜欢。。。
会不会觉得,有点像在鳄鱼的肚皮下穿过呢???此外,用另一个角度看,有点像成群的鱼呢。。。
好像一艘海盗船哦。。。
鳄鱼啊,快逃啊!!!
像一只大鸟飞翔吧!!!
天空之城在我们的头顶上啊!!!
远处看起来好像是龙的尾巴呢。。。
人的手。。。
大浪来啦,跑啊。。。
好像一棵树哦。。。
鸟的翅膀。。。
其实,云是多变的,偶尔它像鸟,突然他像鱼。。。
看他的角度不同,所呈现的,就会不一样。。。
祝您们玩得开心。。。

Thursday, November 6, 2008

女孩最恨男孩的十个地方

女孩最恨男孩的十个地方,其实还有很多很多,但,十最总会有吧。

因此,便在这里分享分享。。。

1. 如果你喜欢他就告诉他,如果他拒绝了,您当然不会丢面子,因为在他心里,会因为你的真情而非常非常鄙视你。他从此以后会看不起您,甚至会利用您的感情,让您当他的后备女友。

2. 如果他喜欢你,要明确告诉他你对他的感情,喜欢就是喜欢,不喜欢就是不喜欢,千万不要怕伤害他而忧郁不决,不要让他等到最后才受到抛弃,因为男孩子的心一旦碎了就很难很难再好起来。那么,女孩呢?男孩总是一次又一次的利用女孩的感情,难道女孩们就不会心碎,从此好不起来吗?女孩们都不是水做的,也是跟男孩们一样,心,是有血有肉!利用女孩的感情的男孩,都是无耻之徒!!!

3. 男孩子也有自己的脾气,只是因为爱你而压抑着,不要总是任性,有时他们的决定也很有道理。那么,女孩的脾气呢?就能被忽略吗?就因为男孩的脾气,女孩就应该凡是容忍吗?难道,女孩们就只会给男孩们添麻烦吗?那么,天下的男孩去跟一棵树谈恋爱好了,树不会回您的嘴,也能容忍您的脾气!拜托,女孩就不曾忍过男孩的脾气吗?常发脾气的,是男孩,还是女孩啊?!

4. 男孩子莫名的向你发脾气,那时因为爱你,把你当成最亲,最贴心,最有安全感的人,千万不要冲他发脾气反击,静静的等着,等他消气后满怀后悔来抱你。难道女孩就不把男孩当成最亲吗?发脾气后,受伤的,往往都是女孩。一个拥抱,能弥补回女孩所收的伤吗?

5. 他为你准备的东西,即使再难看,再廉价,也要去珍惜,因为那里面融汇着他整晚的思绪。那么,女孩为男孩准备的东西呢?男孩总会嫌女孩:“为什么准备给我?嫌我东西不够多吗?”女孩也是为了男孩,伤透了的心,男孩曾发现吗?发现时,总是太迟了吧。。。

6. 相信他给你多么多么美好的生活,要给他鼓励,因为鼓励会让他创造奇迹。难道女孩就不曾相信吗?用了全心全意,用一辈子的诺言相信着,换回来的,却是没有自己的奇迹。。。

7. 不要总是打探他去哪,告诉他注意安全,你会等着他就可以。难道男孩去干什么不可告人的事?拜托,只有男孩才会常想:“难道女孩是去劈腿?” 不管女孩怎么解释,男孩也总会认定女孩是劈腿了。。。那么,受伤的是男孩呢?还是女孩。。。?

8. 不要总说~我爱你~,他会半真半笑着说你烦,但不要不说,因为有时候,他们比女孩子更需要这句。那么,男孩常挂在嘴边的“我爱你”,到底哪一巨是真的,那一句是假的?是对谁说呢?男孩曾喜欢的女孩,还是女孩本人呢。。。?

曾有一个故事,一个男孩爱上一个女孩,男孩对她说:“我爱你”。

男孩每天都对女孩说一次“我爱你”,女孩泪汪汪的看着男孩,一附欲言及止的表情。

男孩依然每天都对女孩说一次“我爱你”,可是,因为女孩不曾回他“我爱你”。

渐渐的,男孩又爱上了另一个女孩,同样对她说了“我爱你”,他们交往了。

有一晚,男孩接到了一通电话,男孩的耳边一直传来一句“我爱你、我爱你、我爱你。。。”

第二天,男孩听说了女孩离世了,心里感到很震惊。

遗物里,有一封是要给男孩的信,里面说到女孩因为喉癌而不能说话,但每一次男孩对她说了一次“我爱你”,女孩在日记里写了两次的“我爱你”,直到逝世前,也不忘写着“我爱你、我爱你、我爱你。。。”

而那一晚的电话,便是女孩用尽最后的力气,对着男孩大喊:“我爱你、我爱你。。。”

所以,不是女孩吝啬那一句“我爱你”,而是女孩说时,往往都是最真的一句话。。。

9. 他为你掉眼泪了,那么他是真的非常爱你,珍惜他的每一滴泪,不要道歉,不要安慰,握着他的手,默默的为他擦去泪滴。女孩也有为男孩掉泪!不是只有男孩为女孩掉泪!而且,女孩掉的泪,也绝对会比男孩位女孩掉的泪更多、更多。。。南海总是说:“南海只会为女孩掉泪。” 其实,女孩为男孩掉泪时,南海从不曾察觉。。。

10. 要信任他,他爱你,就什么都不会骗你,即使真的有欺骗,也是为让你们的爱情能够永远不离不弃。难道爱情里,没有了欺骗,就不能维持下去吗?是男孩把爱情想得太肤浅,还是女孩把爱情想得太有魅力?男孩啊,难道爱情里,真的得有欺骗维持下去的吗?难道,您们的爱情观里,就真的没有坦白吗?男孩啊,若有一天,女孩对您们说:“我之前一直都在骗您的,为的是我们那美丽的未来,这样,我们的爱情才能够永远不离不弃,请您原谅。。。” 我想,男孩早都不想等女孩说下去,一巴掌断离爱情了吧,那,女孩呢?女孩就得听男孩的谦愧,原谅男孩吗?男孩们,您们未免太厚脸皮了吧!一句谎言,就像一根刺,早已深深的插进了女孩的心里,受的伤,男孩知晓吗?不会!反而,男孩会怪罪女孩!!!

女孩们啊,若您们认为我所说的,一点都不真实,那您们要小心,可能下一个受伤的,就是您!!!若您们身边有被男孩怪罪的女孩,请帮助她们,他们是无辜的。。。

男孩们啊,女孩受的痛,希望您们就此明白,无论怎样,受伤的,始终是女孩。。。
男孩们啊,不要因为自己的门面的再去伤害女孩,您的品行只会让您看起来跟人渣!!!

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Sorry, I tagged you now!!!

Firstly, I must say sorry to my dear, Fishie Svenni as I "accidentally" late tagged myself...
AHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~ I can receive punishment ma???
Oh well, later la, of course...

1. When's the last time you did something you knew was wrong ?
Every second might happen, I think...
Well, the most possible answer is, before I die la...

2. Did you date anyone last summer ?
Like in Fishie's blog, Malaysia is ALWAYS summer.
So, the most possible answer is before I die also...

3. Do you hate being alone ?
Depends...

4. Does a guy knows everything/mostly about you ?
Nope, except for my dad.
He knew mostly la, except the fact I have bf before... (good actress ma... Idiot-ing...)

5. Who was the last person you cried in front of ?
Secret...
Shy la, I cried in front of "Mian-Hada, Sarang-Handa"poster...
To both the actor and actress of the movie... //=.=//

6. When was the last time you cried ?
When I was watching "Mian-Hada, Sarang-Handa".
OMG you know, luckily no one at home that time...
Also recommended here, watch this movie, amazing!!! (Advertising too... Haiz~~~)

7. Do you drink tea ?
I drink mineral water, juices, coffee, shakes, smoothies, ...... (Never ending again...)

8. Do you find the opposite sex confusing ?
Definitely... Dunno...
The most confusing is human behavior (in Sociology terms...)

9. Do you have trouble deleting your text messages ?
I used to copied the messages I loved, so, I don't think I have any problems...
Recently, I didn't copied any messages except from Svenni, Su Hsiang, and my high school friends. Most of them I deleted already...

10. What hurts more ? To forgive someone's wrong doing or forget?
To love someone you doesn't deserve...
That's a most...

11. Is there something that reminds you of someone everytime you see/hear it?
Everyday, everything, everywhere...
AHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~ I wanna hang myself la!!!!!! (The bad side, please...)

12. Do you trust all of your friends?
100% la, of course...
Please, you don't trust d a???

13. Do you think you can last in a relationship for three months ?
Tried before, feeling not want to talk about it...

14. Are you afraid of falling in love ?
100% YES, MAN!!!
Don't want to involve in this kind of situation anymore, all now turns into nightmares... (Although I sleeped like dead fish...)

15. Have you ever been nice to someone who treated you like crap ?
Never thought of, as I never bother who treat me like crap.
Like crab got la, crap, I don't think so... gua...

16. What is it you truly want now ?
Holiday...

17. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again ?
Mom, dad, granny, granddaddy, Aunty Susan, Aunty Helen... (Non stop again...)

18. Would your parents be mad if you were in a relationship ?
Totally, 100% guarantee... of course.

19. If you could cuddle with anyone right now, who will you pick ?
Aunty Susan's daughter!!! She's ssssssssooooooooo cute!!!

20. Person you last sent text to ?
Ask me before I die...

21. What were you up to at 11 pm last night ?
Sleeping like a dead fish.
Except for Monday and Tuesday, as I loved to watch "Criminal Minds" and "Ghost Whisperer", it's awesome, man!!!


22. Plans for tomorrow ?
Studying manga...
By the way, do ask me this question before I die...


23. What happened at 10 am today ?
Ask me before I die la...
How do I know???
Everyday's a new yesterday, today, and tomorrow wat...


24. How many hours did you sleep last night ?
Dunno???
How do I know, same answer as the last question...


25. Who you kissed today ?
Same answer as the last question...

26. Are you in a good mood ?
I have good mood everyday...


27. If someone were to tell you that they like you right now, would you care?
Nope, don't know whether is he/ she drunk or not...
Or I'll asked him/her :"Have you seen devil before??? Well, you're going to see one in front of you..."

28. Do you smoke ?
Never, even in the future...

29. What do you hear right now ?
Ask me before I die...

30. Do you love someone right now ?
Everyday in my life...
And, have I had to write the same thing again and again...
Do ask me before I die lo...

31. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot ?
Nope, lazy...

32. Do you wear glasses ?
No, they wear me...
Of course la...

33. Whose the cutest person you know ?
The people around the world...

34. Are you there for your friends ?
If I'm around...
Not included my soul flying around la...

35. When's the next time you will see the person you like ?
Before I die...

36. Do you get along with girls ?
I also get along with guys, gays, aguas, cats, dogs, ferrets... (Never ending...)

37. Do you get 8 hrs sleep everyday ?
I need more than 8 hours...

38. Who was the last person you ate with ?
Ask me before I die...

39. What's your favourite thing to spend on ?
Ask me before I die...

40. Are you mad about anything ?
Dunno...
Tell you when I know...

5 friends to tag :
1. Kelen Yau
2. Kuk Tong
3. Zhen Hui
4. Su Hsiang
5. Neo Shun Hui

THE END!
(At the end, I hanged myself as Zetsubo Sensei does everytime he felts depressed...)
(Long live Zetsubo Sensei...)
(Also recommended here, watch this anime...)

快问快答!!!

这是我自设的《快问快答!!!》,希望大家笑笑就好了,不要对我动粗。。。
(好像快被打了~~~ T.T)

1。北极熊与企鹅有什么共同点?
正解:都属于动物系。
我的答案:都住在两极。。。

2。木乃伊如何形成?
正解:风干,烘干,等等。
我的答案:冻死。。。

3。如何在黑纸上写出红字?
正解:用红笔。
我的答案:用血啦。。。(我的天!!!)

4。冷气机是如何发明的?
正解: 机器的发明同原理。
我的答案:讲冷笑话。。。

5。远处有一个人,我们就设他为甲君吧,他躺在地上。另一个人,乙君,扶着甲君的背,让他能保持坐着的姿态。甲君对乙君说了一句话。那句话会是什么呢?
正解:谢谢你。
我的答案:我希望永远躺在这里,因为我不想每次因为你的冷笑话而想要休克死亡。。。

暂时只有五题,想到在写过吧~~~
祝您们有个愉快的一天~~~