Sorry, but this is funny...

Sorry Kellen, it's just your answers are too funny and dramatic for me...

I've been laughing for a long time...

Later reply your notes...

My life according to Google;

Type in the following and choose from the first description found.

Be honest, don't just pick one out to be funny!

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
Kellen needs to find her own destiny before following him. (I'm a guy you bullshit Google...)

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:
Kellen looks like Helen Keller imploded. (LMAO! This is something new...)

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
Kellen hates music for the lulz. (Ah, the irony)

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:
Kellen goes European. (There is a company named The Kellen Company which apparently originated in Atlanta.)

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
Kellen loves one girl for life. (It's a Myspace video, I dunno whether to laugh or cry.)

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
Kellen Eats a Lemon. (Not really... but sometimes.)

7: Type in "[your first name] has" in Google search:
Kellen Has Surgery. (Who dare curse me!? What? It's not me? Okay...)

8: Type in "[your first name] works" in Google search:
Amber Kellen works with the John Howard Society of Toronto and worked on the creation of this report. (The report's title is "Homelessness and Incarceration in Toronto")

9: Type in"[your first name] lives" in Google search:
Matthew Kellen lives and works in Chicago but travels often and is looking to meet colleagues worldwide.